Sirlaugh’s Blog

December 31, 2008

The Pickup Line

Filed under: Uncategorized — sirlaugh @ 4:14 pm
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, ‘Listen here good looking,  I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn’t matter to me.  I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.’
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,
‘No kidding. I’m a lawyer too. What firm are you with?’
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2 Comments »

  1. Very goodlittle blog you people have here.

    Comment by steveballmer — January 1, 2009 @ 5:40 am

  2. I have heard all the lawyer jokes in the book. You just made it to my top five. Kudos!

    Comment by mistakenglobe — January 4, 2009 @ 9:34 am


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