Sirlaugh’s Blog

January 16, 2009

And then the fight started…

Filed under: Uncategorized — sirlaugh @ 9:05 pm

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She
asked, ‘What’s on TV?’

I said, ‘Dust.’

And then the fight started
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She
said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive… so, I took her to a gas station…

And then the fight started….
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to
verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come
back later.

The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing
my curly silver hair.

She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and
she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
Security office.

She said, ‘you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.’

And then the fight started…

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.

My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’

‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn’t been sober since.’

‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?’

And then the fight started…

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car… You know how sometimes you just get
soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it… he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT
HAPPY!’

So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?’

And then the fight started…

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1 Comment »

  1. hahah so awesome!

    Comment by The Unsilent — January 19, 2009 @ 3:23 pm


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