Sirlaugh’s Blog

January 29, 2009

Things I learned in sunday school

Filed under: Uncategorized — sirlaugh @ 2:27 pm

The Jews were a proud people and throughout
history they had trouble with the unsympathetic
Genitals.

The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.
Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide
to get the ten amendments.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam
to eat the apple.

The seventh commandment is: “Thou shalt not
admit adultery.”

Moses died before he ever reached Canada.

Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of
Geritol.

David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.
He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people
who lived in Biblical times.

Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and
700 porcupines.

Most religions teach us to have only one spouse.
This is called monotony.

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1 Comment »

  1. Hilarious!!! I am so glad I know what really happened because that makes this so much more funny than it is. You are great!

    Comment by MsD — May 12, 2009 @ 7:02 pm


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