Sirlaugh’s Blog

March 12, 2009

THE WEDDING TEST

Filed under: Uncategorized — sirlaugh @ 12:22 pm

I was a very happy man.    My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.  There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.  It had to be deliberate.

One day her ‘little’ sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.  Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.

She said, ‘I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.’ I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.   I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door and headed straight towards my car.  Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, ‘We are very happy that you have passed our little test.. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.’

And the moral of this story is:  Always keep your condoms in your car.

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