Write an Equation

Promotion = New Title – Raise

Happiness = Scottish Loch Monster + Tourist buffet

Telecommuting = Work – dress code

Deadline = When you hand it in – Time you spent on it

News = Important events + celebrity gossip + paranoia + sports – important events

The Internet = The library – silence + cats

Youtube = TV + Hecklers

A Tale of Two Cities = The best of times + The worst of times

The Question = To Be +- Not

divorce = me – (you + [all my stuff / 2])